Thursday, July 26, 2012

Top #10 Things to Do While Twitter is Down


I don't usually blog on Thursdays, but since I'm quite sure only a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE (or like Olympic soccer fans which is really the same diff) could make Twitter crash I would just get on with it before they get here and eat my flesh.

#10 PANIC!
Of course, why didn't I think of that!

#9 Look up all your best Twitter friends on all the other social media sites you don't love as much as Twitter.
I dig digi stalking.

#8 Check your Klout score, read why I think it is important, and give me +K
Dooo it!

#7 Add Books to your To Be Read Pile on Goodreads you can add Pigments of My Imagination here.

#6 Tell a real life friend about a real life indie author you usually support on Twitter.

#5 Get a really catchy (and horrible) song stuck in your head. I have supercalafrag--or however you spell it stuck in mine.
Kill it with fire.

#4 Ready your emergency supply kit in the unlikely event this carries on all day (or worse, into the night)

#3 Cook and eat something that did not come in a box, a paper bag, or from your mother.

#2 PANIC
Really should have seen that one coming.

And the #1 you can do while Twitter is down.....
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#1 Leave a comment on Angela Kulig's blog (and everyone else's you will read during your now copious amounts of free time) They will love you (and me) for it.

8 comments :

Patricia Lynne said...

I could have worked on writing, but I didn't. lol

Angela Kulig said...

Does blogging about twitter being down count as writing? I was going to make a SERIOUS what to do while Twitter was down but the only thing I could think to do was PANIC

Larry Kollar said...

Just to complicate matters, my DSL went down for half an hour. Then it was *really* time to panic!

Angela Kulig said...

AHH that is when I grab my cell phone and other electronic devices that have their own on board internet (such as my Kindle 3G which I can't part with no matter how shiny the fire is) for dear life.

Writer Pat Newcombe said...

WRITE!!!!! Then more writing... I know, I'm such a goody two shoes!!

Angela Kulig said...

I think bloging about Twitter being down counts as writing ;)

Carmen DeSousa said...

LOL! I'm pretty sure I did at least five of them yesterday. I actually, in a moment of pure desperation, picked up the phone and called someone. Can you imagine? No, it was a shock to them as well. Love this!

Angela Kulig said...

I do have a few friends that would fall down dead or ask "Who died?" if I suddenly called them up for no reason.